Thursday, March 10, 2016

This Category or That Category


Broadly human beings can be classified now into two groups… No no not male and female… Just give the test below and find out which category you belong to.....

One fine day you just wake up. Just like any other regular day you see your mom all busy taking care of the house. Then she goes out to the market to buy some vegetables to make your favourite curry. Just when she is about to pay the “sabziwala bhaiya”, a guy zooms past your mom snatching away all her money and her gold chain. When your mom comes back all crying and feeling helpless and narrates you about the incident what do you do? What do you feel? Just think what’s your immediate reaction?
Do you feel like raising slogans of praise for the goons because you think they have done a commendable job? Or do you feel like insulting your mom by calling her stupid? Or do you think your mom deserved it? Or you feel like your mom is an autocratic person and that its time your house should gain independence from her reign? If you have any such feeling or thoughts then congratulations. You belong to the elite category of evolved “homo sapiens”. And no I am no astrologer but I am telling you, you will be the next youth icon of our country. The media will be crazy about you and run your feed on national television. Even though you were indifferent to the pain inflicted on your mom, there will a huge crowd to support your move and consider you a hero.

The perks of being is this group go way beyond your imagination. Like you can urinate and defecate in public, but hey that’s ok because you think its ok to do it that way. And even after you die, you will still be immortal because you are the one who will have a Wikipedia page to keep your memories ignited in the minds of people. You can accuse the protectors of our country by calling them rapists. You can belittle their sacrifice, their heroism just because you can. And still no-one will dare to raise a voice against you. Complaints might be filed… but you know how the process is. And even if you pursue doctorate studies on topics like why apple starts with ‘A’, your alma mater will always be proud of you. So just don’t worry and keep uttering anything that comes out of your donkey brain. So long story short you will be considered as a revolutionist.  Hurrah !!! 

But if not? Then don’t worry you are just a normal person, who falls in the other category like me. This other category sounds so dry right? But do not worry this is the category where all the sane people reside……..
But jokes apart before penning down my opinion I thought at-least a hundred times.... What will be the implications? What if people judge me and consider me badgering? Last time I wrote something against Sanjay Dutt and people started yelling that I was harsh. Some of my friends suggested me that I can write as an anonymous… But then I thought, I am a citizen of India with the freedom of speech. So when stupid and atrocious people like Kanhaiya Kumar don’t shy away from speaking shit, then why should I shy away from calling shit as shit. 
Anonymous said...

Angrezi mein char shabd kehne se satya ka parivartan mitya mein nahin hota. Kehne ka abhipray yah hai ki pehle satya ko janein, samjhein aur uske bad apne vicharon ko in madhyamo se logon tak pahunchayen. Satya ko Jane bina aisi chintadhara shobha yogya nahin hai.

Pr@bhu Boggler said...

I didn't understand the entire thing completely, but if you mean there a section of society who believes in hue and cry of any incident happening in his vicinity, rather than wrking to eradicate it but more to make his/her presence felt - then i agree with you.

Niharika Bhol said...

@prabhu..... Yes main thing is why is he is the national hero now?
@anonymous... 4 line Hindi me likh ke.. What do u want to state?

Unknown said...

Wholeheartedly agree with the thoughts.. Don't want to jump the gun whether the accusations against the so called hero "Kanhaiya" are true or false, but definitely disagree and discourage the amount of attention he is getting. He can never be in my list of people to even consider taking seriously..let alone considering him as role model that people are trying to portray him as..NEVER!!!

Niharika said...

@Nihar Ranjan Sahani...
Exactly... Instead of focusing on matters of importance, our media is running feeds and news about such a petty man.

Narayan said...

Very crisp and tangy, exactly like the spicy Punjabi Curry :D, Good One. We need thought leaders with a perspective when fools like Kanhaiya are trying to get the attention of people.

Rinkesh Awasthi said...

Totally true. The whole point of media is to show people the truth and make them aware of the happenings. But instead of showing Kanhaiya as a culprit, they have made him a hero. Really liked the way in which you have moulded your thoughts. Good going girl.

Niharika said...

@N V..... @ Rinkesh..........
Thanks for appreciating. Hope our media understands this soon enough.

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