Bunked.. a.. ahem

Have you ever pondered that why on earth do we feel like bunking our classes even when we know that we are paying thick money for it???

Well the reasons are many differing from person to person, varying from time to time....I guess it may sound unusual to many Einsteins for whom classes are their next home....So readers discretion is strictly recommended.....

Well first let me tell you about the various classes of bunkers

1.Born bunker: They can't help it.It something sort of in genes.I mean ask them to sit in class in continuos session, I bet they will develop some serious disorders.They are the most classified bunkers. Sort of professional who know when to bunk.

2.Show bunkers: These are bunkers who feel proud to show that they bunk classes and are feel its sorta cool stuff.Well but they are the stupidest sort of bunkers wot i feel coz they don't know the real style of bunking.They will generally bunk useful classes and class with no proxy provision.

3.Forced bunkers: These are bunkers who bunk classes only coz they have been asked to do so.They mostly feel reluctant of loosing the class but give up infront of mass.

4.Butterfly bunkers:They are non-recurring sort of bunkers.They bunk according to need.Sometime they like to be Show bunkers but only at times.But they have a very important characteristic i.e. they somehow arrange for their proxies....and are worried for attendance....

Now lemme explore into the reason behind bunking:.......

Hypothesis proposed: When something goes above your head first you try to reach it.If you are successful then you will be deeply engrossed in it if you are not then you will try to avoid it.Something like grapes were sour...eh.

Same thing applies to bunking.

When we like a subject or the approach of the subject concerned teacher we gleefully attend the classes but if it's not then we go bunking all around. So guys and gals bunk in and out. Coz its the call of the bunking zone.... BUNKING RULES....